This is a no brainer IMHO, simply put on the bra, fill with wine and fill out the boobs, then drink inconspicuously. It’s easily concealed great for concerts, get together, or just a family brunch.
Why get a boob job when you can fill em with wine. It’s cheaper and much more fun.
BYD = Build Your Dream
The BYD Electric car is more than you may think exists! The simply fact is that this vehicle is full capacity, takes about 40 minutes for a complete charge and will travel 186 miles on one charge. The best part of this vehicle is the simple fact that it costs just around 676.00 US to drive 15 Thousand Miles 15,000 miles. That’s about .45 cents a gallon in comparison. It doesn’t use gas and it doesn’t emit emissions. It’s the most efficient, cost effective, family sedan that exists. And it’s already in full production.
This colorful and unique speakers feature:
Full rich sound, Attractive chrome finish, USB powered, Complete with all cables.
Remote Control Cooler
The remote control cooler goes just about anywhere you’d want your cooler to go! Travels across gravel, carpet decks and just about any other reasonable surface you can imagine. Just sit back and have your beer delivered right to you. Or, drive it around parties and keep your guests well hydrated!
Travels up to 40 feet from the controller and holds about 12 cans or bottles! Perfect for the back yard pool area or any man cave!
The butter slicer makes life easy in the sense that, well, we’ve probably all runied a piece of bread from time to time. We’ve attempted to slice butter like the pro’s over at Denny’s but to no avail, until now.
Cinnamon toast, not a problem, butter toast? Not an issue! Thanks once and for all to the Butter slicer.
Pen Cap Eating Utensil
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use? Then you are in desperate need of the Din Ink Pen Utensil Set. Each one of these cool pens has a cap with a cool and convenient eating utensil built right in to it. A fork, a spoon and a knife are at your fingertips.
Flask and Cigarette Case
Keep your liquor cold and your cigarettes out of site with this comfortable hip flask with built in cigarette case. Each 6oz flask comes with an attached No-loss cap so you will never loose your cap even after you’ve had a few sips.
As long as you have your lighter with you I think things are gonna be looking up from here on out. The only thing I can imagine that would improve this wonderful invention is a cool lighter.
Holds both kings and 100’s
Need a new wallet? Take a look at the loaded wallet!
Review: “I just needed an extra wallet because my other wallet was getting to big. This wallet has 6 pockets for storing credit cards and 2 other “hidden” pockets that could fit up to 3 more cards in each one.”
This Wallet is great for getting compliments on your cool new wallet, but as the picture shows it hanging out of your pocket, well that is probably one of the better ways of getting your wallet jacked! So, buy it, love it, but keep it deep in your pocket!
The Annoy-a-tron might just be the perfect invention for annoying people. Better than tapping one person on the shoulder from the back seat of the car over and over and over again. And better than not actually toching a person, but almost touching a person and announcing that your not actually touching the person.
The annoy-a-tron does one better because it has the capacity to annoy many people at the same time. It’s easy to hide and will randomly make strange and annoying noises and features an array of pitches and timing.
It’s quite difficult to find this little bugger.
Beach Bums Man Cave Poster
Well the weather is about to change and were headed into another winter, at least up here in the northern hemisphere.
This poster will help you hold on until the summer comes back once again. I know I can’t wait…
The Arm Pillow
It can be a challenge, knowing what to do with that arm that just can’t find a comfortable place to rest it’s weary hand.
The pillow has now been improved upon and fixes that age old pesky problem has bee solved! It’s just perfect for the way most of us sleep and keeps the blood a flowin!
Just take a minute and look at how well rested this man is and he doesn’t even have any blankets.
Technology has finally come full circle. First we put a man on the moon, then the Higgs Boson and now this! A pint and a shot in the same glass…
I don’t know what’s going to come next but it’s going to be tough to beat this one!
The only thing I can think of that would do this, is the shot and the pint at the same time!
The Knuckle Stun Gun
Jogging at night never has to be scary again. If your not sure that you pack a big enough punch to knock out that would be robber, don’t fret! Now, thanks to the knuckle stun gun you can lay anyone out flat on the ground. 950,000 Volt punches that anyone will either run from or lay down after is sure to keep you safe on your journey!
Yet another coffee cup that others are not likely to use when your not looking. And it’s true coffee does make you poop!
This coffee mug makes for an excellent gift for any body that enjoys coffee and likes to poop.
Comes in brown… and black but we recommend getting it in brown because, well, it just more healthy to own a brown poop coffee mug.
He makes a buzz as he scurry across the floor. Everyone just loves him.
All you’ll need to do is add batteries and supply the can and your off to the races.
He’s finally kicking his way’s and getting in shape at the same time.
Sure to get your guests attention, and it’s a great conversation starter too!
Lazier has never been easier thanks to the pillow that’s not just a pillow, it’s a functional remote control.
Just imagine yourself hardly having to move a muscle while relaxing on the couch with a pillow that changes the channels!
This is an excellent gift for your favorite couch potato!
Outside Light Up Cubes
High quality Light Cube – Virtually indestructible with 4 levels of brightness from soft to intensive levels. From the remote control you can choose from 20 colors. You can decide to have the cube be green one day and red the next day for instance.
They even come with a remote!
How well do you know your best friend, roommate, girlfriend, boyfriend, lover, spouse, etc. “I’ve Never” is designed to break the ice and challenge you with funny, wild, and crazy questions that will blow your mind.
Salt Water Fuel Cell Car
Inspired by science, this little car runs on salt water. I wish ours did!
No assembly required no batteries either! Just add salt water and go. As the smallest, least expensive, not to mention first fuel cell car to be powered by saltwater, the Salt Water Fuel Cell Car gives everyone a chance to learn about new forms of clean energy.
At first your friends will be like “hey, there’s a hot chick in your shower! Your Awesome” But then when they realize what’s really going on their going to make fun of you… Either way everyone is going to have fun with this one!
Real Bug Mouse
Observe insects flying, climbing, or swimming in the plexi-glass walled display of this awesome mouse. This makes a great gift for any bug lover.
This optical mouse is no optical illusion
A real spider is embedded in clear acrylic
A visual prod to surf the net for naturalist’s delights or a possible deterrent to unauthorized users
Take your smart phone to a whole new level with the iPhone Projector. Now you can display pictures and video from your phone to any surface. This includes not only pictures but video as well. You can actually project and watch movies with this device. Comes with a loud speaker so that you can enjoy higher quality sound as well.
This well built, durable little machine will Hold 72 canned drinks and a 350 pound rider all at the same time.
Travel in style at speeds up to 13 miles an hour!